~Valentine Jokes ~
A. Because you can really party heart-y!
Q.
What did the bee say to his girl on Valentine's Day?
A. You are bee-utiful!
Will you bee mine?
Q.
How did she reply?
A. Yes, I love bee-ing with you, Honey!
Q.
What do you call a very small valentine?
A. A valen-tiny!
Q.
What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine's Day?
A. Cauli-flowers!
Q.
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
A. I love ewe!
Q. How did she reply?
A. You're not so baaaaaa-d yourself!
Q.
What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Hogs and kisses!
Q.
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A. Because it's all heart.
Q.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A. Because it couldn't
get a date.
Q.
What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine’s Day?
A. I only have eyes for ewe.
Q.
What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A. You get all buttered up.
Q.
Who passes out oinks on Valentine’s Day?
A. Cu-pigs!
Q.
How do you catch a unique valentine?
A. Unique up on it!
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To deliver an egg-stra special valentine.
Q.
What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. I dot my i's on you!
Q.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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FUN!!
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